tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151403252011-10-28T18:26:25.522-04:00Podcasting from atop a rickety old Baltimore rowhouse...stories and poems for those with brief attention spans...Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-30502775096840139662008-04-03T22:07:00.003-04:002008-04-03T22:25:34.855-04:00varnished with lonesome marrow<br /><br />.8 MB<br /><br />:52<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/itsyourgruddyscreed.mp3">download It's Your Gruddy Screed</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-3050277509684013966?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-69445677754780755622008-02-14T22:59:00.004-05:002008-02-14T23:11:51.193-05:00whooshing through the tubes<br /><br />.6 MB<br /><br />:36<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/myhouseofaduststorm2.mp3">download My House of a Dust Storm</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-6944567775478075562?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-12553959213397373092008-01-31T22:35:00.000-05:002008-01-31T22:45:03.879-05:00ice kunk and splatter<br /><br />.6 MB<br /><br />:36<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/pardonmycredobelching.mp3">download Pardon My Credo Belching</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-1255395921339737309?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-51157387299496114582008-01-03T21:30:00.000-05:002008-01-03T21:54:01.826-05:00gofilcka us a ligree elba telbite...and make it schnappy<br /><br />.7 MB<br /><br />:47<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/carneywrinkleking.mp3">download Carney Wrinkle King</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-5115738729949611458?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-37535272404017936132007-12-20T23:03:00.000-05:002007-12-20T23:09:16.805-05:00the first of the eleventh batch<br /><br />.7 MB<br /><br />:42<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/theeleventhhertbird.mp3">download The 11th Herth-bird</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-3753527240401793613?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-12404425329320875892007-12-06T21:13:00.000-05:002007-12-06T21:53:09.899-05:00jeslee higbo love jogging Burma Road<br /><br />.8 MB<br /><br />:53<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/moondaddynoodlesb.mp3">download Moon Daddy Noodles</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-1240442532932087589?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-8711146759690872072007-11-25T15:53:00.000-05:002007-11-26T10:23:26.806-05:00...a face-copter for mishoda jeequil<br /><br />.8 MB<br /><br />:53<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/birddipsnowmana.mp3">download Bird-dip Snowman</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-871114675969087207?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-44268742399297333662007-11-08T21:50:00.000-05:002007-11-08T22:16:44.855-05:00My poor Olympus DS-330...poof......but not before giving up the secrets...muchas gracias, mi amigo!<br /><br />1 MB<br /><br />1:09<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/yogitipsandheadrites.mp3">download Yogi Tips and Headrites</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-4426874239929733366?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-67926703033812948612007-10-25T21:25:00.000-04:002007-11-08T22:18:25.894-05:00look at the froutigob from biszhniddle...have you forgotten about the fourble board<br /><br />1.1 MB<br /><br />1:14<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/wantthefactsembalmedb.mp3">download Want The Facts Embalmed</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-6792670303381294861?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-4769869096644935112007-10-11T22:11:00.000-04:002007-10-11T22:42:55.148-04:00before an arc hister bic rodent Hampshire...it all-wished you a focussed conclusion...liglo wherligan the ground beneath you sparkles, sizzles...and begins a crinkle ...<br /><br />1.1 MB<br /><br />1:11<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/screechingcreetinsvscorchingcroutons.mp3">download Screeching Creetins v Scorching Croutons</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-476986909664493511?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-76175831703806241712007-09-27T21:58:00.000-04:002007-09-27T22:08:38.798-04:00lish-lishy eyeshadow then softly flap to flutter<br /><br />1.8 MB<br /><br />1:59<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/mustvebeenwithrusterbinwiddyedit.mp3">download Must've Been With Ruster Binwiddy</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-7617583170380624171?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-1110262577504109212007-09-13T21:43:00.000-04:002007-09-13T22:16:49.493-04:00it's aboot yer hessbegoatten spwoudizall...that...and a loaf of your best cheese, p,p,please...<br /><br />.6 MB<br /><br />:39<br /><br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/calumeticstruggle.mp3">download Calumetic Struggle</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-111026257750410921?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-60554211186254509212007-08-30T21:58:00.000-04:002007-08-30T23:57:22.324-04:00lathing histrel sintlegree don palo labra dill<br /><br />.6 MB<br /><br />:38<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/youreasweaterwaitingtohappen.mp3">download You're a Sweater Waiting to Happen </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br />Kronkaphone is an important part of my mental health routine.<br />E.g., when I see my shrink, he always says, "well, I agree that life sucks. But are you listening to Kronkaphone?<br />I say, Well I did, but he got tired, and he went fishing, or started selling vacuum cleaners, or fell in love, or became a jazz drummer, or converted to some religious sect, or something."<br />My shrink said, "well, as soon as Kronkaphone fires back up, get in the groove. Otherwise, I will cut off your medications. If you know what I mean."<br />Oh jesus holy christ.<br />My shrink is George Clinton. And he worships vincent van gogh, sylvia plath, Leslie Scalapino, charles bernstein, kurt cobain, anne sexton, and bruce andrews.<br />The medications he prescribes depend entirely on my literary tastes, not anything as archaic as DSM.<br />Most of what my shrink shares with me is based on his knowledge of the above, plus a dash of john cage, gertrude stein, marcel duchamp, ani difranco, and alanis morissette.<br />So I said: yes sir.<br />And so, mr. kronkofone, with your self-reconstruction, like Lazarus without the help of any divine agency, and without the help of bill gates's publicity machine, you have saved my career and kept me out of the local institution.<br />I listen to your audio art always, but especially, whenever I eat a thick omelette made of eggs, ham, zucchini, mushrooms, green peppers, white wine, olive oil, fresh roma tomatoes, and fresh basil.<br />if you will excuse me I have been asked to jump out of an airplane.<br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulbaker/sets/72157600854026325/<br /> <br />paul baker<br />channeling walt whitman<br />channeling john milton<br />channeling Job<br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-6055421118625450921?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-67272291559553207462007-08-16T21:38:00.000-04:002007-08-16T21:54:41.846-04:00Greetings from the melted cheese siesta!...everything here is made out of cheese...and it's very hot...I've missed you all...thank you for sticking around.<br /><br />.8 MB<br /><br />:53<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/icalljunkiesmalfesancec.mp3">download I Call Junkies Malfeasance </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-6727229155955320746?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-34303081587879199172007-07-26T21:53:00.000-04:002007-07-26T22:08:43.536-04:00Caution:<br /><br />*lo-fi & squawky<br /><br />*contains dirty word<br /><br />.26 MB<br /><br />:32<br /><br />...we've arrested a corporate tunnel freak...shufted ura...thelma figh hands...are you the saratoga santa...is this polinker loyalty...delectible electro kendra bites...sh*tty gee wilikers...spanish and hegladore rumalotti queen...<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/DS331322.mp3">download DS331322 </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-3430308158787919917?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-39627096900438485272007-04-12T23:24:00.000-04:002007-04-12T23:38:58.987-04:00silver beads drip from a dream cloudy<br /><br />3.7 MB<br /><br />4:02<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/dreamcloudy.mp3">download dream cloudy </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-3962709690043848527?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-23906851679003357862007-03-29T23:13:00.000-04:002007-03-31T16:40:03.194-04:00...!<br /><br />.3 MB<br /><br />:40<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/rubberhonkeyinthehouse.mp3">download Hubber Ronkey In The House </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-2390685167900335786?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-12389448171779030792007-03-16T00:04:00.000-04:002007-03-16T00:19:02.465-04:00always here for the trumple durkin wheelie and itza spizo<br /><br />.36 MB<br /><br />:45<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/morphedintosomethingskittish.mp3">download (Has He) Morphed Into Something Skittish </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-1238944817177903079?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-36566736281870688462007-03-01T23:25:00.001-05:002007-03-01T23:36:25.699-05:00a ping on the end of each and every hair you can have<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br />:53<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/milliebellpumbaloolittlelizzietoo.mp3">download Millie-bell, Pumba-loo, Little Lizzie Too </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-3656673628187068846?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-49891063085452912962007-02-23T10:43:00.000-05:002007-02-23T10:58:16.298-05:00dainty nibblins or rancid tinsel creepo<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br />:50<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/marsupialhatbeggar.mp3">download Marsupial Hat Beggar </a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-4989106308545291296?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-85370624438074088142007-02-15T23:17:00.000-05:002007-02-15T23:27:17.882-05:00first of the 9th batch<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br />:49<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/kinialgettykinister.mp3">download Kinial Getty Kinister</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-8537062443807408814?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-74514760898558067612007-02-08T21:51:00.000-05:002007-02-08T22:06:09.223-05:00rushing to the surface with a series of dots and flashes<br /><br />.5 MB<br /><br />1:04<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/eggheaddiggingintheboneyard.mp3">download Egghead Digging in the Boneyard</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-7451476089855806761?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-74238483793451306802007-02-01T22:15:00.000-05:002007-02-01T22:31:47.247-05:00the lazy plains of Isabella<br /><br />.3 MB<br /><br />:42<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/girdlecull.mp3">download Girdle Cull</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-7423848379345130680?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-57406764139364736512007-01-25T22:20:00.000-05:002007-01-25T22:39:05.561-05:00Augment the flacid lester wheel<br /><br />:48<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/erudeticprithel.mp3">download Croaking Weagles</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-5740676413936473651?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-80482923574900587052007-01-18T22:12:00.000-05:002007-01-18T22:51:31.250-05:00Stirkles can swip your Melra; at least in a basket of neatly rancid kettle drunk bran flavor<br />...and with your new hislee projection climb...what a steadfast time for reflection...burst thru to the really fun day...<br />:46<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/croakingweagles.mp3">download Croaking Weagles</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-8048292357490058705?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15140325.post-44553175482989273532007-01-11T23:04:00.000-05:002007-01-11T23:11:52.486-05:00When it's quizster's banner luck of a drawing.<br /><br />.4 MB<br /><br />:52<br /><br /><BlogItemURL><br /> <a href="http://www.homepage.mac.com/kurtkroncke2/burningcrazyaroundtheedges.mp3">download Burning Crazy Around the Edges</a><br /></BlogItemURL><br /><br /><br /><br />Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15140325-4455317548298927353?l=kronkaphone.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kronkaphonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05963922572172257238noreply@blogger.com0